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X2: X-Men United
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X-Men Origins: Wolverine

X-MEN  (2000)

A bunch of mutants each develop different powers, and they end up in conflict with normal society... some choosing to do good, others choosing otherwise.  Pretty good stuff, all in all.  The implausible comic book elements are kept pretty believable -- surprisingly so, considering how silly some of the caracters' powers are in the X-Men comics, where every month or so the writers have to invent a whole new super power for some walk-on character to have... not to mention how generally incoherent the stories have often been in Marvel books.  There are good performances and the story is involving... and better yet, it's rather intelligent.  Although the source concepts are implausible and rather juvenile, their treatment handles things in as solidly mature and well-thought-out a way as possible.  It's a sharp break from the usual attitude that action movies are supposed to be thoughtless, or even senseless.

A bit too much explanatory dialogue was cut out for theater release, but it still hangs together.  They didn't invest as much as they probably should have (and would in the sequels) in good action sequences, but they did invest in something more important: good actors.  When the least impressive performance is turned in by someone who won an oscar soon after, you've got a high grade cast.

In particular, Patrick Stewart -- who fans lobbied for years to have cast in this role -- and Ian McKellen, as the two leaders of rival mutant factions, bring considerable gravitas to the conflict that follows, and a strong sense of how much they have in common despite their bitter opposition.

And Hugh Jackman is just cool as all get-out as Wolverine.  In a field saturated with wannabe hypermacho acting efforts, Jackman's performance stands out as Thee Coolest super-powered badass role found in any of these films.  They should make him the next James Bond.  He'd be the first replacement Bond with a hope of matching Connery in the sexual charisma department.  I only wish he had put on a proper Canadian accent instead of a U.S. one for the Wolverine role.  For an Aussie it's the same amount of work either way.  Of course, the Wolverine in the comics is only five foot three, but we have to let that go.

This is a top-drawer comic book film, and launched the current wave of successful big-budget Marvel movies that are sweeping the theaters these days.  It isn't great art, but it has a lot of well-balanced all-around strengths... like a good team of diversely powered superheroes does.  ("Seiko!  Weather Woman!  The Human Stapler!  And Mr. Wonderful!")

I think that in hindsight, this film will be seen as a watershed that led to a raising of intelligence and artistic quality throughout the Summer Blockbuster genre.  Now there are several specimens out there of action blockbusters that aren't annoyingly stupid, as has been the norm ever since the first attempts to replicate the success of Jaws and Star Wars.  And audiences and critics seem to be responding, and Hollywood in turn is investing more in quality for newer blockbusters.  If the trend holds, the old school "who cares if it's dumb as long as it's loud" blockbuster may soon come to be seen as passé...  We can hope, anyway.  And if it comes to pass, the Spider-Man movies will probably get the credit in Hollywood for proving you could make big money that way,  but it will be the X-Men who really deserve the credit for showing it was possible.

UPDATE:  Hey, I might get my wish!  As of March '04, Jackman is now reportedly at the top of the short list as the next 007.

UPDATE TO THE UPDATE:  Oh well, it turned out that the story of Jackman being a top contender was just hype from Jackman himself.  But fer chrissake, Jude Law?!?  They aren't serious, right?

UPDATE3:  Daniel Craig.  Okay.

X2: X-MEN UNITED  (2003)

A bigger budget this time.  And a better movie in most ways.  This is the one that best captures the adventure and thrill that superhero comics are all about.  If you're not looking for an art film, but want a solid, satisfying, meat-and-potatoes superhero adventure, you won't find a better one than this.  There are a few bogus moments, as in any film of this type, but they're pretty easy to get past.  (But unfortunately, the one sequence in the film that most needs the audience to avoid thinking too much about the reasons for what happened, is the climax.)  There are also some terrific action pieces, much more impressive than those in the first film, particularly the opening sequence.

Colonel Stryker, a "military scientist" who has reason to hate mutants, has come up with a way to control the minds of those he captures, and thereby turn the powers of mutants against their own people.  His attack on mutant-kind forces Professor Xavier and Magneto, the enemies of the first film, to join forces...

The Stryker character is a bit too much of a James Bond villain, but for a true comic book plot, sometimes that's exactly what you need.  Halle Berry as Storm is once again a weak point in the cast, this time turning in a performance inconsistent with how she portrayed the character in the first movie -- a different accent, for instance.  But most of the rest of the cast of mutants is strong throughout, in major and minor roles alike, and Hugh Jackman as Wolverine is, more than ever, the rockin'est tough guy in comic-book-film-dom.

One awkward bit is that the film has a high body count yet very little blood.  They had to keep the blood out to be safe for the kids to see.  Yet some of the scenes, if realistic, would be drenched in it...

X-MEN: THE LAST STAND  (2006)

Someone once said that Lawrence of Arabia may not be a great film, but it's certainly a grand film.  Likewise, the third X-Men movie may not be great, but it's certainly... big.  Maybe you could call it grand.

X-Men: The Last Stand is the kind of a movie that you might enjoy every minute of while watching it in the theater, but then start noticing lots of problems with when you think about it afterwards.  Since this is no less true of a lot of the other top superhero movies, such as Spider-Man 2, these flaws don't end up costing it anything in the cape rankings.  It does lose a bit of depth relative to the first two X-films... but in compensation, it offers far more action.  There are, for instance, superpower vs. superpower fights on a scale never seen before.

As others have pointed out, in a film series, it's at the third film that they generally stop thinking in terms of crafting a single work and start thinking in terms of ongoing assembly-line production.  Generally this involves a decrease in the talent and resources behind the camera.  Often the third film is the one where the original director is replaced.  Occasionally this ends up actually improving the results (e.g. the Harry Potter films), but usually the results are as in the Batman or Superman serieses: the third film is crap.  In this case, sure enough, the director is replaced.  Bryan Singer, who made the first two films what they were, is replaced by undistinguished journeyman Brett Ratner.  But it's okay; Singer has established the style well enough so that the differences are subtle.  There's a bit less depth and more action, but they don't dumb down the story.  And they most certainly don't make this just a generic middle- of- a- series episode; the film company decided they wanted a real capstone to the trilogy, so there are major events that leave permanent changes in the cast of characters.  People die.

Unfortunately, both Hollywood and the comics industry have a terribly difficult time with letting anybody stay dead...

The plot combines two stories into one.  One is the "Dark Phoenix" saga, in which a certain character who "died" in the previous film turns out not to be dead, but who when restored to life is no longer able to be one of the Good Guys, instead becoming a danger to everyone.  The second story is the main part of the film: somebody comes up with a "cure" for the mutation that makes the mutants different from regular human beings.  In public, the government is making it available on a purely voluntary basis, for mutants who want to rejoin mainstream society.  And many are glad to have the "cure".  But in private, the government is turning the cure into a weapon, knowing that certain mutants, notably Magneto, will react with violence to the idea of mutants being de-mutated.  Of course, the government's weaponization of the treatment provokes exactly the upheaval they were trying to guard against... such is the way of arms races.

Some have said that this movie tries to do too much at once, that it crams in too much story and too many characters.  Some fans, for instance, thought the "Dark Phoenix" story deserved to have its own film.  I disagree; to me, the sprawling nature of the tale and the large cast are strengths, and the Phoenix tale isn't enough on its own.  (I might as well say here that one weak point of the first two films is that the Scott/Jean/Logan love triangle never made itself very believable.  Never had any juice in it.  That was okay as a minor side issue, but it would definitely undermine any attempt to pump up the Phoenixery any larger.)  I kind of wish we got that kind of wide dozens- of- characters story more often in genre movies.  Big events in real life never center on just a few characters; there are always dozens of peripheral players.

I don't want to nitpick away at too many of the shortcomings, but it has to be said that it hurt the film when Halle Berry demanded a bigger part, and the producers decided to keep her happy.  So she gets lots of screen time and lots of battle action which would have been better spent on someone more interesting, such as "Nightcrawler", played so vividly in X2 by Alan Cumming.  He's entirely absent from the cast this time!  Also, they definitely play the "he's not dead after all" card one time too many.  They were getting away with it right up until the very last scene, after the credits...

And for the characters who do die, the movie doesn't do much to make you care about them.  It depends almost entirely on whatever feelings you have for them are left over from the first two films.

The rest of the complaints I will keep quiet about, though there are lots more, because I definitely do not want to denigrate the film.  It fulfills the role of a big-ass action blockbuster very well -- in fact, it makes the first X-Men movie look rather petite and dainty -- and it still respects your intellect.  Even nowadays, when dumb loud action movies are definitely getting less dumb than they tended to be before the X-Men series started, that's still an accomplishment.  And despite the evidence of decline relative to its predecessors, this is still a better and, dare I say it, truer story than we've seen from Spider-Man or Batman* or any other successful superhero fim franchise.

* at least up until The Dark Knight

X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE  (2009)   -- not seen yet

Wolvie gets his own movie.  I guess it's an origin story.  Given that it took Marvel decades to sort out what his origin was, maybe it'll have some richness to it.  But generally speaking, origins are usually not the most interesting stories you can tell about a character.